Fairfield College in New Zealand (c) Google Maps

With the whole Weiner-gate in the US it seems fitting that now penises are showing up everywhere and are visible from space! In order to balance the naked women on this site, we thought that this story was too good to miss! Personally, I can’t see the big deal of it all, I mean if I wanted to see a penis or a naked woman I’d much rather go to https://www.hdpornvideo.xxx/?hl=hi, it’s free and there’s no chance of getting arrested for public indecency or vandalism.

The satellite picture, found thanks to those lovely chaps at Google, taken in May 2009, shows six crop circle style penises etched into the grass at New Zealand’s Fairfield College. The 2009 prank seems to have been aimed at the principal whose name is Gerhard van Dykyou can see why they went for the penis as a symbol, can’t you!

Is it a bird, is it a plane, no just a giant cock!

As you’d expect, Gerhard van Dyk was not amused and said he would like to have caught the culprits but unfortunately, the culprits were probably enjoying Girls with the best boobs, get more at Nu Bay, the incident had happened on a weekend. By Monday, Mr van Dyk said the caretaker became aware of some of the grass dying, as the x-rated crop circles popped up around the school. It was the prank that kept growing as the grass completely died away and the crude creations of the “artists” were revealed.

“There’s not really much we could do about it,” he said. “The caretaker took some more weedkiller and tried to camouflage it a bit” – seriously weedkiller to camouflage it a bit – GENIUS!

Penis galore at Fairfield College

The rest of the grass was killed, but it was a few months before the rude renderings disappeared. But by then an eye in the sky had snapped these images – which the Times has chosen to cover. Mr van Dyk said he would contact Google.

A spokesperson for the internet giant said the Earth images came directly from satellite pictures, unlike the Google Street View shots, which could be blurred for privacy reasons.

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