Before

After - the kiss

They did it twice - no tongues though

Everyone all over the world is looking at London today and at the British Royal Family for the wedding of Prince William and Kate (or now Catherine) Middleton as she will be known, either that or ma’am. The married couple are now the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge. The girl from the ‘normal’ family is now a part of the royal family – I didn’t get an invite, even though I have partied in the same club as both of them in Chelsea once. I can tell you know that Kate is definitely one of the ‘lady in the street and a freak in the bed’ type girls – she was gyrating against a pole like one of the For Your Eyes Only girls, while William danced with some terrible ‘dad-dancing’ moves.